Wanted: WM, 20-35, great ABS and prepared to do a lot of nakedness. Must provide own handcuffs. Can smolder on cue.
At least I’m assuming that’s what the frantic casting call looks like after Charlie Hunnam dropped out of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie adaptation over the weekend. And with Charlie’s exit went my interest in this movie, but there are plenty more out there who can’t wait to hear who’ll be taking on the role of Christian Grey for the upcoming film.
I’m going to be honest, I have yet to read the Fifty Shades series. I wasn’t really planning on it either. But with my main man Charlie Hunnam as the man that apparently gets naked a lot, I was all in. I practically had my opening night movie tickets purchased. And now? Now I’m just back to eh.
Yet that doesn’t mean I won’t care who they cast. I’m curious. There’s a lot riding on this decision and apparently a lot of people who REALLY CARE ( I mean they’ve made petitions and everything). So I figured, why not toss some of my suggestions into the ring as well? So here’s who I would pay money to see as Christian Grey:
You bet your bottom I’d pay money to see this guy get naked. We know he’s got the body. He’s got the smolder. And with a good dye job he can have that copper brown hair Christian Grey has. Also his name is already Chris? A sign? Perhaps.
Another superhero turned handsome billionaire sex fiend? Sure, why not! Clark Kent? Christian Grey? What’s the difference. Just add some handcuffs and a fancy suit and we’re all set here.
Apparently everyone I’m picking has some sort of supernatural background as this man currently plays Hook on Once Upon a Time, but whatever. Have you seen him!? The man can smolder. And he’s dreamy.
With a role this big, why not give it to a newcomer. Someone that can surprise us all. I mean look at what Twilight did for Rob Pattinson and Thor for Chris Hemsworth. Everyone needs their kick start somewhere right? So why not give it to the underdog, the handsome abtastic guy coming in for auditions. You never know right?
So tell me, who do you think is dapper enough and crazy enough to take on Christian Grey?