Leonardo DiCaprio in WOLF OF WALL STREET (Image Credit: Mary Cybulski/Paramount Pictures)

An Open Letter To Leonardo DiCaprio (& Reese Witherspoon) by Katelin Bannan of Pretty Sandy Feet

Leonardo DiCaprio in WOLF OF WALL STREET (Image Credit: Mary Cybulski/Paramount Pictures)

Leonardo DiCaprio in WOLF OF WALL STREET (Image Credit: Mary Cybulski/Paramount Pictures)

Dear Leo (can I call you Leo? I feel like I can),

Hello there. You don’t know me but I know your work quite well (man that sounds creepy, I swear I’m not a creep). I’m a pretty big fan in a non-stalker way and have basically loved every movie you’ve ever done, despite the fact that you die in like 75% of them (maybe more like 85% I’ve lost track over the years).

With that, I’m here today to tell you that as much as I adore you and your baby face, you are in fact almost 40. Crazy, I know. So please, PLEASE stop taking on roles where you’re supposed to be in your mid twenties (a la The Wolf of Wall Street). I know you’ve always been able to play any age up or down, but the fact that there is a little too much hair dye and makeup action going on in the posters and trailer for tWoW concern me.

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